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mom vs the mayan calendar
  • mom: i'm watching dancing with the stars. what are you watching?
  • A: the universe
  • mom: what's that?
  • A: a show on the history channel
  • mom: your dad likes the history channel. do you believe all that stuff?
  • A: what stuff? history?
  • mom: well okaaaaaay
  • A: [uncomfortable silence]
  • mom: they say in the year 2012 there isn't going to be a day in december
  • A: are you talking about the mayan calendar prophecy?
  • mom: they say that in 2012 there isn't going to be a day in december
  • A: [realizing this is will just be too exhausting to explain] the mayans predicted that in decemeber of 2012 there will be a major cosmic event based on various weather cycles and things like volcanos and earthquakes they had observed
  • mom: what do they think is going to happen
  • A: i don't know. they didn't either. just a change.
  • mom: well they say that in the year 2012...
  • (i kind of blacked out at this point. when i came too she was discussing the family gathering in october. -A)

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